I usually consider myself easy to please when it comes to hotels, but cleanliness is something I just can’t compromise on. This place was like one of those bad motels you see in movies – you know, the ones you think only exist in fiction. The experience started off on the wrong foot when my brother stepped on a used condom as he was getting out of the car. That was a real shock, and unfortunately, it didn’t get better from there. The room was dirty, with stains on the carpet, and the beds smelled like piss. I get that some budget places might not be pristine, but this was a whole new level.