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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
City centre inn within walking distance of Ten Kate Markt

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Nestled near Vondelpark, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers an eclectic retreat with a charming bar and Thai cuisine restaurant. Connect to WiFi, unwind on the serene terrace or get lost in a book from the library. Helpful staff and multilingual support make for a smooth stay.

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Non-smoking
  • Free WiFi

Main amenities (9)

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Breakfast available
  • Self parking
  • Terrace
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Library
  • Multilingual staff
  • Luggage storage
  • Bike hire
The current price is HK$497
HK$604 total
includes taxes & fees
19 Aug - 20 Aug

Room options

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Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 13 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

View all photos for Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.8 out of 10
Excellent
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)

Highlights

Individually decorated
Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Free WiFi, bed sheets

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Exterior

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

View all photos for Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Interior detail

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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About the area

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 2.4 km
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

  • Schiphol Airport (AMS) - 23 min drive
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam RAI Station - 9 min drive
  • Amsterdam Amstel Station - 9 min drive
  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) - 5 min walk
  • Hoofdweg Stop - 7 min walk

Restaurants

  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Hotel Not Hotel - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam puts you a short five-minute drive from Vondelpark and Leidseplein. Also, The 9 Streets and Rijksmuseum are a short five-minute drive away. The helpful staff and bar get good marks from fellow travellers. Public transportation is only a short walk: Witte de Withstraat Stop is 3 minutes and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

More about this property

VISIBILITY

At a glance

Hotel size

    • 31 rooms
    • Arranged over 2 floors

Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime
    • Contactless check-in and check-out are available
    • Minimum check-in age – 18
    • Check-out time is 11 AM
    • Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

    • Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Required at check-in

    • Credit card, debit card or cash deposit required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required
    • Minimum check-in age is 18

Children

    • No cots (infant beds)

Pets

    • Pets not allowed

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms

Parking

    • On-site self-parking (EUR 35 per night)
    • On-site parking is limited

Other information

    • Smoke-free property
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Property amenities

Food and drink

  • Buffet breakfast (surcharge) each morning 8 AM–noon

Services

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
  • Bike hire

Facilities

  • Terrace
  • Library

Accessibility

  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk height (centimetres): 120
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant
  • Handrails in stairwells
  • Stairwell handrail height (centimetres): 110
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
ROOM

Room amenities

Sleep well

  • Bed sheets provided

Freshen up

  • Hairdryer (on request)
  • Towels

Stay connected

  • Free WiFi

More

  • Daily housekeeping
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Fees & policies

Refundable deposits

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay

Mandatory fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges by the property at check-in or checkout. Fees may include applicable taxes:
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 per cent will be charged

Optional extras

  • Buffet breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately EUR 15 per person

Parking

  • Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night

Policies

This property does not have lifts.
Guests can rest easy knowing that there's a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system and window guards on-site.
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club
Cashless transactions are available.

Also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam
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Frequently asked questions

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offer free cancellation for a full refund?

Yes, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does have fully refundable room rates available to book on our site. If you’ve booked a fully refundable room rate, this can be cancelled up to a few days before check-in, depending on the property's cancellation policy. Just make sure that you check this property's cancellation policy for the exact terms and conditions.

Are pets allowed at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Sorry, pets aren't allowed.

Is parking offered on site at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes. Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night. Parking spaces may be limited.

What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime. Check-out time is 11 AM. Contactless social distancing and check-out are available.

Is there an on-site casino at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, this inn doesn't have a casino, but Holland Casino (4-min drive) is nearby.

What is there to do at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam and nearby?

Recommended spots to visit include Ten Kate Markt (10-min walk) and Foodhallen (11-min walk), along with Vondelpark (14-min walk) and Van Gogh Museum (1.5 mi).

What's the area around Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam like?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is in Amsterdam West, a short 3-minute walk from Witte de Withstraat Stop and 14 minutes' walk from Vondelpark.

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

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What guests liked

  • Breakfast was excellent, with tasty and filling options, and a great value for the price. (10 reviews)
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Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Super cute! Very fun theme and excellent service! Loved the mini bar/ restaurant on the side!
Kaliyah, 3-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Property had everything we needed, staff especially Tamaka were super helpful and gave us advice as to where we should go and explore in the city as well as making sure we had a comfortable stay.
Edward, 2-night trip

2/10 Terrible

Hotel is infested with bed bug , there are reviews going back over a year
Craig john, 7-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.
Debra, 1-night trip

8/10 Good

Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people
Corbin, 4-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Very unique
dixie, 1-night trip

10/10 Excellent

The hotel design was unique, and the staff was nice. There was no air conditioning which was not ideal in the Summer, but there was a fan that helped.
Skyler, 1-night trip

10/10 Excellent

The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.
Chuyang, 2-night trip

8/10 Good

The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.
kalan, 5-night trip

4/10 Poor

Cute common areas, but the rooms are poor quality.
Thomas, 5-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Great place, great service!
Alexandre, 4-night trip

8/10 Good

I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!
Madison, 3-night trip

6/10 Okay

Ok
Caroline, 2-night trip

2/10 Terrible

It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.
Amber, 4-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.
Jeffrey, 6-night trip

6/10 Okay

We stayed in the lower blue room. There were no reading lamps by the beds and no table or other furniture to put things, except for one chair. The foot end of the double bed had collapsed and offered no support. When showering, most of the bathroom floor got wet. The breakfast tasted good but offered quite a small selection. Hot chocolate and apple juice were not included. The staff was very polite and friendly but it took some time for them to show up when we and other guests rang for them. This place has a fun concept but needs to work on some things to raise its over all level. We will book another hotel next time we visit Amsterdam.
Anders, 3-night trip

2/10 Terrible

Our stay was terrible. We stayed from June 7 to June 14. We booked the blue house downstairs for four people 1 double bed bed and 2 twin beds, when we open the door of our room, this is not what we expected, NO TV, NO air conditioning, they have 2 fan on the walls that it was more than a heather than a fan because the air was hot not cold and we told the person at the front desk, also NO table, NO microwave, 1 window with a curtain and the curtain had problem to close it, never again I will book at that hotel. We told the person at the front desk that this is not what we expected when we booked it online, really disappointed.
michael, 7-night trip

10/10 Excellent

A really nice hotel for a very good price!
Mikhail, 4-night trip

10/10 Excellent

A lovely and affordable stay close to the city!
Elizabeth, 4-night trip

10/10 Excellent

It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.
Alihas, 1-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Staff was very nice and the room we stayed at was neat.
Duc-Huy, 2-night trip

10/10 Excellent

The atmosphere was very inviting The staff attentive and super friendly!
Sonja, 3-night trip

8/10 Good

The staff was very helpful and professional
Margaret, 10-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Such a fun place! Definitely will recommended to anyone I hear about heading over to Amsterdam!
Julia, 2-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Great staff very helpful, the bar was nice and food was spot on.
alex, 4-night trip