First off - this isn't a themed motel, it's a "love motel" - while there's nothing wrong with that, it's not what the posting led us to expect. Check-in is a drive thru where you point to the "themed" room you want to rent. All of the surfaces are made to be industrially cleaned, they expect you to remain on the property, and they typically rent by the hour. Not quite the romantic honeymoon we expected. Additionally, there was no shower in our room - just a bidet with "intimate wash". The "jetted tub" had to be drained by calling the front desk, and there was no way to adjust temp etc as it was a bottom fill. The windows are blacked out for "privacy" if you catch my drift, and the bed was not made for sleeping. It's also about $140 to take a car from/to Milan. Again, if this is what you're looking for, I'm sure it's the best of the best, but if you wanted a luxurious, romantic or fun stay near the city this is not the place for you.