When I decided to try staying at a hotel that wasn't a chain and give this unique-looking place a try, I had no idea the terminal error I made until I stepped foot inside our room, but that only came after I entered the front lobby.
The suffocating amount of dust-coated knicknacks and plastic floral arrangements strategically placed to bar access to anywhere but the few feet of space between the door and the front desk demanded careful attention to avoid knocking anything over or even more dreadfully touching anything at all. A prominent sign advertised various amenities such as a complimentary breakfast of which they no longer offer, laundry washing service which amounted to a single washer and dryer sitting out in the sun in the parking lot, and a notice for No Pets Allowed which contradicts the hotels.com profile. I was then given my room cardkey which was peeling at the corners and bore an advertisement for Dominos pizza dated 2016, suggesting that the ''security'' of my room hadn't been updated in nearly a decade. Shoving the door to get it to open, I was met with a blast of stale cigarettes and musty odor, at least 3 unknown insect carcasses on the unswept floor, sheets/towels that appeared washed but covered in ancient stains, a single half-used toilet paper roll, and unwiped desk surfaces that threatened to defile anything you dared to set on them. There is so much more to say, but we lasted a 3 hour nap before wisely leaving. The front desk lady was nice, at least.
