A very pleasant place, well built and spotless, staffed by great people. So why a less-than-perfect star rating? It's down to one point, which I'll call "Lanzarote's Got Talent".
Every night, screeching banshee-wailers (aka "the top singers in Lanzarote" - apparently it's a thin bench) took the stage downstairs, with their high-decibel attempts at Whitney Houston classics penetrating every wall of this otherwise very nice hotel. I appreciate the talent market may be stretched on a small island, but the ambitions of these amateurs should really have been limited to karaoke at home, or (preferably) Silent Disco Night. No discernable talent (except perhaps for the Spanish Guitar guy) was evident in these nightly two hours of screaming hellishness, so make VERY sure to make other arrangements for the dark hours of 9-11pm.
At risk of sounding a little "But apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the show?" this is actually a great place to stay: spa on site, marina nearby, plenty of free car parking and great views. But - oh, "Lanzarote's Got Talent", please do your auditions elsewhere.